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boy: did you hook up with my girlfriend me: lol smirk boy: omfg

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snack time crunchy food makes me NOM NOMMM pita chips get @ me lolfuckmylife i hate doing this at 1:36 AM i don’t actually enjoy staying awake on school nights

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samosa-queen: i’m awake and haven’t started my homework yet awesome. gonna be a great day I love 3 am on a school night almost as much as I love sarcasm.

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

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